woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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