I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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