I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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