that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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