thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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