I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
