is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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