lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
