He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
No subtext here. People are naked.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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