This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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