well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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