She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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