I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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