We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So vagazzling was a success
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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