if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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