whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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