I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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