Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home

(248): View more from Michigan

r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?

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(314): View more from Missouri

Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.

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(269): View more from Michigan

My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.

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(408): View more from California

im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer

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(619): View more from California

Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.

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(319): View more from Iowa

HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.

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