Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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