ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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