Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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