p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
