he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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