Im at strip club and am horny
I think i peed on brittanys purse
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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