Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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