i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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