windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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