Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I think a kid would responsible me up
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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