take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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