on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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