So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's rum buckets o'clock
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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