you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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