He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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