last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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