Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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