i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
its not stalking. its research.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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