I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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