I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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