College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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