I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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