He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
