these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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