you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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