When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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