I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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