Fuck appropriateness.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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