how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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