Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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