That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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