im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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