ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
