It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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