I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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