I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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