No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
