youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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