You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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