i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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