ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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