I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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