Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she looked like the before picture.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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